Sunday, May 30, 2010

Value Of Knightsbridge Collection




Although this blog is in the same Hell, I know that my visitors and became embroiled in it, or you, my dear friends devils and devils in general, while bitter persecutors of the injustice that prevails on this fucking planet beings also are sensitive to the musical arts.

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is why even for you as a surprise, NOS, Cardinal de Valero by the grace of God, Caballero ZP, de Maese Tellagorri güebs and my saints, to date sizing me to put this redoubt and in such guise, by the authority vested in me all the demons have or might have, open and convert this demonic enclosure in a concert hall.

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Much and because of the metamorphosis of the scenery of this blog, you need to attend a young devil by APPLICANT without a warning by a comment that led me, picóme the bug or the artistic vein that old eminences or devils as NOS, behave embedded in our brains and our memories, so it is said correctly that we know more by older than devils.

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Before making a firm decision to launch cyber Concert at the ends, I consulted with my friend and partner Julio Alonso Aneiros and also with an eminent expert on such matters as it is bloggers Javier Tellagorri , since he wanted to collect his poems opinions regarding the feasibility of my project, is not the case that my intervention would cause instrumental solo at the hearing Blogger, joke, joke, and descojone.

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And by golly, after weighing both willingly comment APPLICANT as responses Aneiros Julio Alonso and Javier Tellagorri , I decided to leave my mind momentarily novelistic and historical subsets am writing to lift the ass of the scriptorium, dust off my old computer junk and musical instruments to rehearse the new old tunes of long ago, years forgotten.

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More I inform my dear APPLICANT , will not be your ears that during the concert to enjoy the Tocatas and Fugues composed by the musician of God, J. Sebastian Bach, but it rather hear his Cantata 145 performed a capella by NOS, unaccompanied by even a measly oboe. Hágote know that I was unable to acquire a 150-pipe organ, not even the priest of the neighborhood prestóme their dastardly organ for middling bodorrio since teníalo arrested for nonpayment of fees from time immemorial.

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As you will understand I have my cabin Clutter stop cyber computer, thereby to accommodate a hybrid Japanese to be able to play music with a sound similar to 150 tubes, the band would have to melt Magnetic my Visa and after that my cousin excommunicated by abuse, because of sartenazos to NOS, no doubt we would receive in our head by size purchase.

And frankly, a Toccata and Fugue is not the oven buns.

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will have and you have to settle for some wind gadgets that fit in the nose and blow and hope that after producing a range of sounds and musical scales certainly unique and disconcerting, especially for family and neighbors pissed fed up with both test and non-geeks Octaves sharps and flats (eye, not to confuse terms and synonyms with the flats of the crotch)

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Get record this concert with a minimum quality and shame bullfighter both technically sound and above all interpretive, I struggled with God's help. He did not regularly practice an instrument, something that after years pass you invoice.

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Some of the recordings that you can see and hear, I had to repeat five times to get fitted my instruments and my lungs to the rhythm and tempo that previously I had set myself in the software-Seydel Melody TabSuite record , a program that lets you record notes of any tune that is inventoried in the programming schedule and process, creating a score with specific notation for harmonica, or any kind of instrument.

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Once you create the sheet music can play and record through your sound card and make any kind of notation for harmonica, including harmonics with special tunings, but you can hear the sound on videos is that has captured live on my camcorder Sony Micro at 25 frames per second.

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As you can see in my first recording, "Dueling Banjos" I was literally transposed, without a breath of air in my lungs. Such a technical failure commonly occurs when one has ceased to be tested for some time and especially in my case, being old and yet, continue to smoke a pipe. Alert young sailors who want to blow an instrument: No smoking.

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The complicated melody I had to re-record up to three times, was probably the last of the first video: "Walk of Life" Dire Strais because as you can see near the end of the recording, improvised an acute aspiration sustained 9 seconds left I do not clean or by lining, until finally I could get my hands on the controls leaving the lungs facts about foxes.

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The Bureau of Mixtures Drum machine and synthesizer are key elements for recording, mixing and alternating melodies that are then "covered" by the sound produced by an instrument outside the original score and orchestration. Anyway for me it is much more fun "creating" my own orchestra choosing what kind of instruments will accompany me, be it piano, violin, oboe, guitar, percussion etc.

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But better take a seat to see and hear a video explaining and after him, the first tunes of this Concert From Hell.

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This is the program: (in italiano, per favor)


concerti L'AUDITORIUM DI

LA SCALA DELL'INFERNO

PART PRIMA

(the first video)

PRESENTATION

Orchestra

"THE EVIL Sursum Corda. "

interpetará the following compositions:

"Duelo de Banjos"

In Memoriam of my fellow Naval dell'Arma

Instrumental Soloist: Cardinal Valero

"Local Hero"

duet: Mark Konopfler-de Valero

"Country Roads"

duet: John Denver-de Valero

"Walk Of Life"

duet: Dire Straits-de Valero

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THE SECOND PART

(second video)

Dedication to SUCTION

" Cantata 142"

j. S. Bach

"j. S. Bach in a meditation

"j. S. Bach, in a lunatic Swing "

solo instrumental Cardinal Valero

(the three compositions a capella)

... ... ... ..

Dedication to ISRA

"Can not Help Falling in Love"

(with the permission of the Lord Elvis Presley)

solo instrumental Cardinal Valero

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AND FINAL GOODBYE

"Auld Lang Syne "

musical solo instrumental version:

Cardinal Valero

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END OF THE CONCERT

¡applause for the orchestra, PLEASE!

(but not for the solo instrumental, because it is a cardinal sin)

¡WARNING!

is forbidden to throw stones Orchestra, to be launched during the hearing and the pedos and the like is prohibited without fornicate condom brands Durexopusdei

(Está Prohibido piedras bring to the Orquesta , tirarse cuescos during the hearing and also is prohibited without a condom brand fornicate

Durexopusdei)

PART PRIMA

(cousin il video)




the Second Part (il secondo video)

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Lupus Rash White Flaky

CONCERT FROM HELL'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY: A severe mental excess

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not doubt to write about what has happened to others is much easier to write the memoirs of himself, as affirmed in the back of my book Pages between Wind Waves and , especially if what you want is to expose his soul to the sun without fear of burning or being burned by those who read it.

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Because I'm very busy with literary themes trying to close two of my novels, several days ago that was not in Blogger, but today, after reading the post I published my friend and partner Caballero ZP , Ockham's razor sharp, an amazing journey to reality , I have been frankly amazed at the literary criticism on the work poured in the presentation itself which the author of his book ,

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Today, for a writer who has enough to tell unambiguously güebs a fraction of their life or their personal experiences, regardless of commercial success that may or may not have the work to be emotionally rewarding receive congratulations from criticism, which ultimately will be who will facilitate the success or confine him to ostracism.

However I disagree, although he is the author of the book, Ignacio Fernandez Candela, with famous phrase by Napoleon Hill : "Every adversity carries with it the seed of greater benefit." And if I'm not is because, as I quote a phrase from Changes between waves and wind :

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"The writer is a farmer but the words he has sown. Wait patiently for them to germinate in a land trampled by Incubus fringed with fake cigar bands and privileges acquired by dint of book or recognized cronyism. Most likely the planting of the anonymous writer-farmer of words is destroyed by hail and marketing business that plagues these times, pregnant worshipers consumer brands and names enshrined. "
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In my humble opinion, the greatest benefit you can get a writer is to have overcome the adversity that leads to publicly confess writing his own biography, unfortunately for many, it was not heroic or worthy of being read by avid readers hungry for great personal achievements.
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Of course not fail to meet next May 28 in Fair Madrid Book.

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And allow me to once again immerse me in my other world, outside Blogger, among bundles of papers which attempt to tell fictional and historical swashbuckling sets manufactured and developments in the feverish mind of it, your unconditional ally and friend.
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PS: Soon I hope to surprise you with one of my postpartum mental.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Jenna Jameson Bandanna

Our collection of bike trips

This is a collection of links to travel the roads and we have done since the steps (or pedals) Paco and mine crossed back in 2002. Since then, almost every year, some years twice, we organized a trip together, or with women. It is almost a tradition, and I hope it lasts many years.

The links lead to a kmz file that will be opened in Google Earth to view it. They will find the complete tracks from each of the paths and links to photos of each trip. The track of the Via de la Plata begins in Galisteo and the Portuguese Way track is not because of problems with the GPS.


2002 - French Road

2004 - Via de la Plata

2005 - Northern Route

2007 -
Camino Aragonés

2007 - Camino Primitivo

2008 - Camino del Cid

2008 - French Road

2009 - Portuguese Way

2010 - French Road

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Online Hidden Objects Games

Unpredictable Aquarius Way

Aquarius has published a series of videos on the Camino de Santiago. The particularity of these and the reason for them here is that some of the pilgrims depart met during this journey, especially Ricardo and Tene, cyclists, who met on the first day, because they came to us at Roncesvalles bus, and although Tene had to leave in León for health, Ricardo Santiago also came to us at the same time, and Alex, with whom we do not treat, but also part at least of our particular anecdotes.

These are the videos in question, but the link at the bottom are all the videos of all days, two for each stage of pilgrims on foot.









The Unpredictable Road

Thanks Juanky ;)

Saturday, May 15, 2010

1800-1812 American Indians

Teresa Coscia, a sewer rat




many months ago you, sewer rat, I have relegated to oblivion, and the truth is that all your vomit to me I slip, both me and dozens of bloggers that similarly ignore you. But today war asked my body and I decided to go hunting sewer rats. You are my prey. And that's because you're back again to screw up messing a blog, blog certainly is not mine because it is the blog of one of my friends and commentators, a colleague of a piece deeply involved in his line and vein humorous and a good person if there ever was:
http://calimeroesmalo.blogspot.com/
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I know I think your worst enemy. I have the privilege of being the first blogger that five years ago and discovered your dirty double game on the website of the newspaper!. After that you unmasked public opinion and put you in the ass in the air.
(See
http://lupushispanicus-devalero.blogspot.com/2010/02/lobos-frente-leonas.html , especially the two Annexes read end dedicated solely to the sewer rat, belonging to a post I published five years ago on the website of WHAT!)
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I know I'm your nemesis and I will continue until the palme, because rats like you should have no compassion whatsoever. I give a shit that some kind soul will take pity on you saying you're a poor mentally ill. That I do not it. If you're crazy, they lock you and you put a straitjacket. With vermin like you, the only way to remove them from our lives is, or ignore, or fight them and exterminate them.
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And do not flatter yourself. Like all Blogger bloggers and despite this post, I ignore you because this post is only a general warning that whoever learns to read me see if I do not know, the kind of sewer rat you are and unhealthy ones that nest in your thoughts and pajolera unbalanced mind. This ALERT GENERAL will join the 5,370 entries under your name entered in Google as the worst catalogándote troll who has given birth mother.
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But I do not think or exterminate fight you because of it and you take care you alone. You are your own enemy. I devour yourself every time you take the pot feet are your pride and arrogance, ... every time you try to intrude on a stranger trying disunity blog ... every time you throw your slanders against those who do not share your opinion ... (See
post and comments
http://calimeroesmalo.blogspot.com/ ) ... every time I abuse the good faith of the people ... (see post and comments: http://reydeespadas62.blogspot.com/2010/05/de-valero-insiste-en-que-es-el-rey-de.html , your last felony, ... every Once you mention your mental ghosts, trolls who persecute you and say flood of viruses, ... every time you invent a new "friend" or commentator with whom to discuss, because neither God comes into your multiblogs not even to say, you rot there. To this end,
dorarte pill yourself, and you have your clones, Jorge, Grey Wolf and company. You need to be buzzed to be written to herself and answered above.
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All we have installed in each of our posts on StatCounter, a scanner scanner input, agree on the location of your IP multiple date and time of entry and exit to our respective blogs, as well as location of real and unreal your home, power station and IP vector changes due to multiple disconnections and new connections of router you have to do to meet your different personalities, or look-alike clones invented by yourself.
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at Blogger until eggs are scum like you, sorry, I meant the rats like you. If you are a rat trying to gnaw harmful blogs and lives, thoughts and minds of its holders, but you know in plenty of blogs CaballeroZP, Tellagorri, Esveritate, Charneguet, Javier Pol, and myself, we have destroyed your dirty mouth and also have struck your filthy presence of our respective websites, condemning you to more miserable of ostracism, the fucking oblivion.
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're finished, filthy rat. Your bad reputation precedes you. You're nobody, just a psychopath without bail. No doubt you Majara, but also are a wretch, unworthy and equally evil.
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In http://cronicasterrestres.blogspot.com/2008/03/partculas-elementales.html , reads:
"Leona said ... Catalan
I've seen and I have communicated with deceased persons. And they were carrying light spectra or sheet.
were perfectly real, dressed in everyday clothes. "
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five years ago to me it was just the same, except that the deceased was not a person but a sewer rat bitch emerging from the sewers trying to confuse the staff creating confusion and anger, with the aim of fomenting discord and disunity among well-matched groups of people.
Then in the website of the newspaper! crushed his head, and now back to do it in Blogger for general information.
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I say goodbye forever to you, with the same letters that you spent at the end of the missile as caused by your ridiculous post and your subsequent expulsion from the website of WHAT!:
"You can be deaf and not hear me, but really know how to read, I'll ultimately a coup. Turn off your PC, move the skeleton, take a stroll down the Ramblas, come hither to the Columbus monument and building near the sea, throw all the ballast water in the form of mental pie that holds your twisted mind. To see if by any chance you cleared the neurons. "
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You know, folks. The parrot with this bug.
With that stinking rat, if you're not with her against her.
And I've been, am and always will be against a sewer rat named Theresa Coscia.



Monday, May 10, 2010

Directions On A Mountain King

CONAE




The Web Cona is the title of my first comics album and was released in 2004 and if everything is going so well, will be relaunched in the near future, since there is no longer a single copy for sale.
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When the album was launched at the Madrid Book Fair in 2004, I share the satisfaction of delivering the first issue devoted to Oscar Nebreda, designer of the magazine El Jueves and father of the famous character, Professor Cojonciano. Oscar is without doubt the best comic book artist who has given birth mother, not to mention that their texts (sandwiches), along with the VAT, likewise have been for many years the watchword of Thursday.
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As I told CALIMEROESMALO in the previous post, it is not surprising then that my doodles have a certain resemblance to those of my friend, and that between cane and cane was he who got me the bug in the body but also I mean I am self taught, I do not owe any magazines and I go it alone in the text of sandwiches as well as the trait or stroke pictorial print my drawings.
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It should be noted that all of my comics are made through a tablet, which means that when drawing does not look any role, but the monitor screen, which has its pelendengues. In This post included a video I recorded and becomes a sort of brief guide for those who want draw digital comics.
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In this installment I offer some comic The Web Cona, First Edition and also some of the innovations that are on the new album I'm scanning. You know so that they can see and read without difficulty, you just have to clik on the image.







"CONAE WEB" (1 st and 2 nd)
Works registered in the Land Registry of Intellectual Property Madrid. Copyright

12/023049.5/04 Document © 2004 José Luís de Valero.
All rights reserved.



A new feature is the comic below, dedicated just to my admired colleague Tellagorri Maese, and that after reading one of his post I thought the text as well as the frame, which is find a few graphics, cut them, unite them in one format, tweak the color and add text more in keeping with the whole image.

That to acquire images of all known and make them a comic, I made in the first edition of The Web Coña creating a space called "historical dialogue."










And speaking of public images circulating on the Internet, but look what you can give him a photograph the same star up to the Internet. The joke of the web, listen ustezzz ....


Original Photo



Comic a


Comic number two, and so on to complete a story. I think this will incorporate a puppet of my characters. Give me a clue: Pets names that are aligned with the conduct of this deranged personage. In the video below, also leaves. VIDEO

draw comics

draw comics from caballerozp on Vimeo .



And now a video "made in El Jueves"
PANTOJA THE TEAL AND OLE




And to close the post .... THE STRIP!























And now let me return to my writing of novels and comic drawings, since I formatted my second album and that takes a lot of work.
A hug for all the rock.




WARNING:
IGNORED BY REASON EIGHT MOZILLA FIREFOX sleight ME GRAPHICS:
DEDICATED TO ONE IN COLOR TELLAGORRI THREE DIALOGUES IN HISTORICAL AND FINAL FOUR IN THE STRIP.
HOWEVER MUCH FOR INTERNET EXPLORER AS FOR OPERA, PUBLISHED ALL RIGHT.
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PROVEN:
HAVE TO BLAME THE FUCKING WINDOWS, BECAUSE I HAVE FIREFOX INSTALLED LINUX-UBUNTU WORKS PERFECTLY
CAGON PAJOLERA BILL GATES AND HIS MOTHER!