Although this blog is in the same Hell, I know that my visitors and became embroiled in it, or you, my dear friends devils and devils in general, while bitter persecutors of the injustice that prevails on this fucking planet beings also are sensitive to the musical arts.
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is why even for you as a surprise, NOS, Cardinal de Valero by the grace of God, Caballero ZP, de Maese Tellagorri güebs and my saints, to date sizing me to put this redoubt and in such guise, by the authority vested in me all the demons have or might have, open and convert this demonic enclosure in a concert hall.
Much and because of the metamorphosis of the scenery of this blog, you need to attend a young devil by APPLICANT without a warning by a comment that led me, picóme the bug or the artistic vein that old eminences or devils as NOS, behave embedded in our brains and our memories, so it is said correctly that we know more by older than devils.
Before making a firm decision to launch cyber Concert at the ends, I consulted with my friend and partner Julio Alonso Aneiros and also with an eminent expert on such matters as it is bloggers Javier Tellagorri , since he wanted to collect his poems opinions regarding the feasibility of my project, is not the case that my intervention would cause instrumental solo at the hearing Blogger, joke, joke, and descojone.
And by golly, after weighing both willingly comment APPLICANT as responses Aneiros Julio Alonso and Javier Tellagorri , I decided to leave my mind momentarily novelistic and historical subsets am writing to lift the ass of the scriptorium, dust off my old computer junk and musical instruments to rehearse the new old tunes of long ago, years forgotten.
More I inform my dear APPLICANT , will not be your ears that during the concert to enjoy the Tocatas and Fugues composed by the musician of God, J. Sebastian Bach, but it rather hear his Cantata 145 performed a capella by NOS, unaccompanied by even a measly oboe. Hágote know that I was unable to acquire a 150-pipe organ, not even the priest of the neighborhood prestóme their dastardly organ for middling bodorrio since teníalo arrested for nonpayment of fees from time immemorial.
As you will understand I have my cabin Clutter stop cyber computer, thereby to accommodate a hybrid Japanese to be able to play music with a sound similar to 150 tubes, the band would have to melt Magnetic my Visa and after that my cousin excommunicated by abuse, because of sartenazos to NOS, no doubt we would receive in our head by size purchase.
And frankly, a Toccata and Fugue is not the oven buns.
will have and you have to settle for some wind gadgets that fit in the nose and blow and hope that after producing a range of sounds and musical scales certainly unique and disconcerting, especially for family and neighbors pissed fed up with both test and non-geeks Octaves sharps and flats (eye, not to confuse terms and synonyms with the flats of the crotch)
Get record this concert with a minimum quality and shame bullfighter both technically sound and above all interpretive, I struggled with God's help. He did not regularly practice an instrument, something that after years pass you invoice.
Some of the recordings that you can see and hear, I had to repeat five times to get fitted my instruments and my lungs to the rhythm and tempo that previously I had set myself in the software-Seydel Melody TabSuite record , a program that lets you record notes of any tune that is inventoried in the programming schedule and process, creating a score with specific notation for harmonica, or any kind of instrument.
Once you create the sheet music can play and record through your sound card and make any kind of notation for harmonica, including harmonics with special tunings, but you can hear the sound on videos is that has captured live on my camcorder Sony Micro at 25 frames per second.
As you can see in my first recording, "Dueling Banjos" I was literally transposed, without a breath of air in my lungs. Such a technical failure commonly occurs when one has ceased to be tested for some time and especially in my case, being old and yet, continue to smoke a pipe. Alert young sailors who want to blow an instrument: No smoking.
The complicated melody I had to re-record up to three times, was probably the last of the first video: "Walk of Life" Dire Strais because as you can see near the end of the recording, improvised an acute aspiration sustained 9 seconds left I do not clean or by lining, until finally I could get my hands on the controls leaving the lungs facts about foxes.
But better take a seat to see and hear a video explaining and after him, the first tunes of this Concert From Hell.
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This is the program: (in italiano, per favor)
concerti L'AUDITORIUM DI
PART PRIMA
(the first video)
PRESENTATION
Orchestra
"THE EVIL Sursum Corda. "
interpetará the following compositions:
"Duelo de Banjos"
In Memoriam of my fellow Naval dell'Arma
Instrumental Soloist: Cardinal Valero
"Local Hero"
duet: Mark Konopfler-de Valero
"Country Roads"
duet: John Denver-de Valero
"Walk Of Life"
duet: Dire Straits-de Valero
... ...
(second video)
Dedication to SUCTION
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j. S. Bach
"j. S. Bach in a meditation
"j. S. Bach, in a lunatic Swing "
solo instrumental Cardinal Valero
(the three compositions a capella)
... ... ... ..
Dedication to ISRA
"Can not Help Falling in Love"
(with the permission of the Lord Elvis Presley)
solo instrumental Cardinal Valero
... ....
AND FINAL GOODBYE
"Auld Lang Syne "
musical solo instrumental version:
Cardinal Valero
... ... ..
END OF THE CONCERT
¡applause for the orchestra, PLEASE!
(but not for the solo instrumental, because it is a cardinal sin)
¡WARNING!
is forbidden to throw stones Orchestra, to be launched during the hearing and the pedos and the like is prohibited without fornicate condom brands Durexopusdei
(Está Prohibido piedras bring to the Orquesta
Durexopusdei)
(cousin il video)
the Second Part (il secondo video)
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