Sunday, August 29, 2010

Cheap Costs Of Toy Desert Eagles

Message of His Eminence Cardinal de Valero


Dear parishioners, I pray this video visionéis and this post, which I anticipate the advent of this blog certainly a disturbing new element.


Message Cardinale di Valero
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NOS, Cardinale di Valero, in full possession of my mental faculties, I am notified by this Office as follows: Vista and checked the felony caused this blog chaste premeditated, night and treachery, being an author of an undesirable individual who serves by the name of John Bocanegra, I am notified that my beloved parish then I am compelled to write, in this manner curbing the excesses of such a despicable individual.

In a few days I will proceed to the opening and consecration Urbi et Orbe a new blog called AUDITORIUM, a space created solely for the offering of Music and the Performing Arts to your worships.

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broadcast live from your living room concerts and Projections DELL'INFERNO LA SCALA, both concerts of organ, piano, guitar, harpsichord, electronic music and projections blow harmonic nuance and diverse audiovisual content.

The opening day I will be happy to offer the first visual of a series of videos that relate to the life of a poor sinner devil, a being tormented and confused lately ass fucking goes ... .. A being diabolical unfortunately for me I confess, is my bastard brother, a kind of vile, treacherous, distant brother who for years had received and also hidden in my palace of Cardinals, to this day since I've banished from my domain and my side because of its putesco proceed.

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I put on record that you may be aware of who is such a subject: My bastard brother named John Bocanegra, and that because of his illegitimacy can not hold my noble di Valero.

Catalan businessman is an old, ruined and exiled in Madrid for the last twenty five years. In his heart belongs to and communion with the industry-nostalgic and literary critic of Blogger, a sector in which sometimes has supplanted me without my permission and armed pifostios duty court worthy.

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As you can see through its video-confessions, has developed various business activities in all of them failing completely. Currently has a screenwriting workshop and consists scripts for people from the entertainment as the Karmele Marchante, the Belfry, the Jorge Javier Vázquez, Mercedes Mila and other characters unpresentable.

now awaits signing with the Belén Esteban Pantoja and to bring them (literally means), matters of the crotch.

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has also built a small station of Radio-TV home, and neighborhood issues a discussion program called LOSS STUDY.

Among its many educational and employment has been a seminarian, a soldier in the Legion , traveling, scrap merchant, smuggler, mamporrero in the Remonta , entrepreneur, writer, and finally speaker and presenter in a clandestine radio station Radio TV.

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Due to bad luck that goes with it, can not find work. However, it is leathery and insists on making a living writing scripts for Radio and TV, work very difficult.

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Because NOS-imposed penance, issued through DailyMotion through a series of scripts that will expose their particular point of view about the past and present of his eventful life and the investigative journalism "free lance ".

Jordi Bocanegra belongs to the old Catalan school. Having practiced many trades and directed the most disparate enterprises, their human and professional background is extensive, varied and totally insane.

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Their beasts Black is the gringos and the perfidious Albion.

all he is a mental mess. Politically, do not know, no answer, though he says that if we stop talking would arm of God is Christ. Radio and television talking about is a unpresentable, since it has not managed to shed their catalanufo accent, so to speak Catalan postpartum frequent loose, profane mercilessly dictionary English Royal Academy.

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After his last confession NOS, I was horrified by their excesses and delusions and his miserable life since has run through channels sinful, as a penance imposed the obligation to report their past existence in the public Blogger by inserting their own Dailymotion audiovisual narrative.

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I pray that you, my dear parishioners will not be offended you because you see and you hear in this series of recordings that consist of the following videos or chapters:

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SYNOPSIS OF MY LIFE BITCH.

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from when I was smuggled to BUTIFARRA

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OF BAG WHEN A RADIO-TV STATION UNDERGROUND

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THYMUS MUNICIPAL RECYCLING .

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BREAD WITH TOMATO BE INVENTED IN MADRID .

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INSERSO STORIES OF YOUR TRAVEL AND SUICIDE .

tachycardia and flushing DANCES OF THE THIRD AGE.

Viagra and THE MOTHER bore her.

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THE ART OF GOOD shit.

DIGRESS ABOUT OF the fly CALL AND TOILET PAPER .

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the fucking Gabacha DE LA FRANCE AND THOSE perfidious Albion.

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TELEVISION PROGRAMS diarrheal states.

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THE TRUE STORY OF THE DRUM BRUCH.

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THE CHARNEGO , PILAR FUNDAMENTAL DE CATALUNYA .

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STORIES OF CHINATOWN.

MEMORIES OF A washstand.

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PD: As you can understand dear parishioners, such actions, titles and content can not be accommodated in a blog worship, serious, Catholic, Apostolic and liberal as is From Hell, from what I've seen fit to move both its actor and their stories to the AUDITORIUM, that can accommodate your worships in L'audience of Auditorium di Concerti: LA SCALA DELL'INFERNO , and from there to attend all nonsense few even think to put in theaters in my bastard brother, John Bocanegra.

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Remain with God, we are listed with the Devil.

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Misadventures of John Bocanegra summer




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